⚠️ REALITY DISTORTION WARNING ⚠️

You are about to enter a universe where the laws of physics are... negotiable

ATTENTION: The author Derek Devon is not a normal person.

He was raised on a steady diet of Star Trek reruns, Twilight Zone marathons, and enough Isaac Asimov to convince him that robots will eventually want to discuss philosophy with us over coffee.

Derek also believes that sailing around the world in a 41-foot boat is a perfectly reasonable way to test whether reality behaves differently when you're completely surrounded by water. He calls this "research."

Side Effects: May cause spontaneous questioning of fundamental constants
Warning: Contains AI characters with better social skills than most humans
Caution: Physics may behave differently after reading
Note: Author genuinely believes love might be a cosmic force

COSMIC DISCLAIMER: The following website contains 15 interconnected stories where:

  • Professors discover that π might not always equal 3.14159...
  • Pac-Man becomes humanity's first contact with cosmic intelligence
  • Golf putts refuse to follow curved spacetime
  • Nuclear physicists fall in love while the universe gets a software update
  • Reality itself starts taking suggestions

Reader discretion is advised. Side effects may include: existential wonder, uncontrollable theorizing about consciousness, and the sudden urge to look up at the stars and wonder if they're looking back.

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This website collects visitor IP addresses for geographic analytics purposes only. This helps Derek understand where in the world fellow cosmic travelers are located (by region/country, not specific addresses). No personal information is stored, and the data is used solely for understanding the global reach of The Last Axiom series.

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